“Review Askew”: Pop Tate’s competitor, Segarini calls in a favor from a food critic who owes his career to him… by serving the critic the only burger he’s ever eaten in Riverdale! Naturally, that makes his “best burger I’ve tried in Riverdale” quote a “true” review… but Jughead isn’t about to let this culinary chicanery stand! “Meal Zeal Spiel!”: The hockey coach calls on Jughead to explain his passion for food, hoping it will inspire his team to play with the same passion!