"Hey, friends, Donny Cates here. So here's the thing about this issue: if I were to write even a single true sentence about what happens in this one, it would spoil the whole thing. So instead of attempting some kind of vague "This issue changes everything!!, I'll just say that this issue is insane. Lots of reveals, lots of uncovered truths about the family and the cult and the assassin and the raccoon monster and the mom and the OTHER mom and...yeah, see? It's gonna get weird. Thanks, we'll see you on the stands!"