Billy the Kid managed to make it nearly a full day in London without passing out drunk and being carted off to jail, which unfortunately wasn't long enough to find Jack the Ripper, who is still on the loose. The remaining members of Fineas Sproule's traveling spectacle of biological curiosities are on the case, but with 'freaks' suspected of being behind the Ripper murders, none of them are safe. It's up to a very hung-over Billy and conjoined twins Malcolm and Miles to break out of jail and find the real killer.

Goon backup story by Eric Powell!