Felicia Day is back with a one-shot spotlighting the Guild's heart and soul-or at least its dirty mind-Clara! A mother of three, or maybe five, Clara is the Knights of Good's most irresponsible and hedonistic member. When Clara's husband overhears her scheduling seventy-eight hours of game time, he hides the computer until she agrees to help him around the house, leading her to uncover a box of mementos from her past. What follows is a bizarre trip down memory lane for Clara.