GOOD NEWS: THE IMPERIALS HAVE ABANDONED ACCRESKER JAIL. BAD NEWS: FIRST THEY SHOT IT AT A REBEL PLANET. For unscrupulous inmate DOCTOR APHRA, accompanied by former flame SANA STARROS and current flame INSPECTOR TOLVAN...

(NB: Awkward.)

...chances to escape are dwindling fast. Good thing Aphra's not distracted by an expensive relic, right? Oh, dear. Rated T