The Concept: Bob Dylan once said that to live outside the law you must be honest. But then, he never found himself caught between the law and the villains! Everyone's after Burglar Bill and he never did anything wrong in the first place. Well, except for that whole burglar thing…

This Issue: Special all Police Constable Kelvin Flats issue! Police Constable Flats is a community Policeman. Unfortunately, his idea of policing involves arresting the entire community! Follow Constable Flats on night patrol as he tries to make it through to morning without arresting anybody. A revised reprinting of BURGLAR BILL from Dancing Elephant Press, this issue also includes a bonus Kelvin Flats story as he takes on the popular children’s entertainer, Mister Floppsie Whoppsie.