The comic that got TWO #1s in its first year now reaches a new milestone: its very first #9! In Part 2 of “I Kissed A Squirrel And I Liked It,” Squirrel Girl’s date with a chump gets interrupted by MOLE MAN, who is a man who lives underground and can’t see that well! Hence the name!! Squirrel Girl is really good at empathizing with bad guys and talking them down, but what happens when she’s TOO good at that? Buy this comic to find out, because we show exactly that taking place! Spoiler alert: there’s punches AND jokes.

Not a dream! Not an imaginary story! ONE the following three things WILL ACTUALLY OCCUR in this issue! 1) A pleasant visit to a coffee shop with friends; 2) A man with fishy powers suggests using fish to solve a problem, big surprise; 3) SQUIRREL GIRL USES HER TAIL TO KNOCK THE SMIRK RIGHT OFF A DUDE’S FACE!! Haha whoa I hope it’s the third one.