Were you aware that Truthshrieker, the website oft-visited by Dib in the middle of the night, has a publication? Printed on paper? Paper from dead trees? Ghost trees? There might even be an article about ghost trees in here! Printed on ghost trees! Okay, there's not, but you will get such thrilling articles as: "Screamin' Goat Snake Menace!!" and "Is This Bee Haunted?" as well as "I Know There Are Aliens Hidden In This Mall Because I Looked For Them and Didn't Find Any Therefore They Are Hidden!"