RANT CPU follows the misadventures of Silicon Valley's next big thing-an A.I. robot created by a hormonal and hyperactive 13-year old and powered by a mysterious energy source of alien origin. Rant is back and is starring in its very own special Christmas issue! Young Jeff learns that the miracle of Christmas isn't about the presents we receive. Instead, he finds holiday joy in the presence of a brand new neighbor girl! Meanwhile, Rant also comes to a deeper understanding of Christmas by meeting the big man himself-Santa! (Well, sort of?)