'Tis the season to be jolly with an all-new assortment of winter tales that spread the joyous news of Christmas specials, yetis, landfills layered with lead-based toys, focus groups, hibernating husbands, and scary turtles. It's the perfect stocking stuffer, Hannukah candle lighter, Las Posadas piñata filler, Boxing Day gift wrap, and Kwanzaa libation coaster for everyone. O come all ye faithful this November!