In Aloha Earth, players take the roles of alien Experts of Human Things to debate the details of a now-extinct (due to...something?) human civilization. Every earth-year, the Human Summit meets to debate important topics such as whether a Triple Vegan is a Transcended Human Being or a Sports Pass performed only with a Cabbage. The whimsical improvisational style puts all players on an even playing field. Because the alien experts don't know what humans were actually like, they can infer results that might be based on complete nonsense. Because YOU are the expert, however, no one can say You're wrong!